Give This Guy A Dollar

Would you give a dollar to a random guy on the internet?

5 reasons to give me a dollar:
1. It's a silly thing to do
2. You can tell your friends "Lulz, I just gave a dollar to a random guy on the internet."
3. I can tell my friends "Lulz, some random person on the internet gave me a dollar."
4. Your act of kindness will inspire generations to come
5. I could really use a dollar